supernyatural:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter


HUNGRY for DONG

(via mollykatheryn)

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

(via myarmsareridiculous)

neriede:

Can I just…..?????

Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean

image

Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.

(via avatar-ten-thousand-wan)

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

favorite joan watson’s outfits (part V)

(via brocanteur)

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

(via misaki-shokuhou)

lzayoi:

lzayoi:

Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget

image

(via curryuku)

veloxiraptor:

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

it’s a long ride to Philadelphia

veloxiraptor:

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

it’s a long ride to Philadelphia

(via curryuku)

soratane:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

threshyermaw

soratane:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

threshyermaw

(via curryuku)

“I’m Elle Woods. I have a bachelor’s degree in fashion merchandising from CULA. And I was a Zeta Lambda Nu Sweetheart, president of my sorority, Delta Nu, and last year, I was Homecoming Queen.”

(via studytip)