element-alchemist: bedroom—hymns: clusterphoque: do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually...
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
taekoyasuhiro: friend ?????!? fr iend!! !!! im coming friend im here i love u
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’ WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
clintofbartonia: thejohnlockgames: iwillalwaysfindyousnow: onceuponatimeinerebor: consultingsuperhusbands: jashingirl: i-o-u-an-assbutt: for-the-love-of-scarves: a-mind-occupied-by-tennant: p0isone: I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. Amen. I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver. or my fake fbi...
parrotcakes: IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD
kabukins: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT WHAT
produst: mynameisgrey: incipient: lovett91: failstun: tomhiddledong: innercheeseburger: tomhiddledong: the mediocre gatsby the decent wall of china the ok depression alright britain The mildly interesting barrier reef somewhat fulfilled expectations. alexander the good enough the average canyon
ambiants: ambiants: what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? tequila mockingbird
youkillmypatience: vvwvvwvvwvvwvvw: It’s like you can’t have a friend of the opposite gender without the entire galaxy asking if you’re dating how do you remember your url
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
sadisticmagidan: BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE. I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
drunktrophywife: if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback