Trying to find Microsoft Office for cheap is killer. Anyone know a way around making my wallet cry?
I despise doing labs like woah this is passionate hate
How much do I not want to study?
I have quizzes and lab practicals coming up tomorrow along with a lab report due. I have started none of them. And yet I am seriously considering going through all of my posts just to tag them rather than do my work.
Procrastination? I has it. Motivation? I lacks it.
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College Phone Calls from Home
- Mom: Hey, sweetie, how are you?
- Me: Fine.
- Mom: Did you eat yet?
- Me: Yea.
- Mom: Okay, remember to eat. You need to keep up your health in order to do well in school. Can't have you getting sick. Are you feeling well? How are you?
- Me: Fine...
- Mom: Well, okay. I just called to make sure you ate. How is school?
- Me: Fine.
- Mom: Well, just remember to eat and keep up your health. Study hard. I'll put your father on the phone.
- Me: Okay. Nite. I love you.
- 3 seconds later
- Dad: Hey, how's school?
- Me: Fine.
- Dad: Did you eat?
- Me:
- Me: ...yea
- Dad: Do you feel okay? Are you feeling sick?
- Me: ...I'm fine...
- Dad: Okay. Well, study hard and go to sleep early. You need to keep up your health, and don't forget to eat.
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Nite. I love you.
When you’re in class and start getting annoyed at the endless coughing, throat clearing, sneezing, and sniffling
AND THEN YOU REMEMBER IT’S FLU SEASON.
RIGHT BEFORE MIDTERMS!
AND YOU REALIZE YOU ARE SITTING FOR AN HOUR IN AN INCUBATOR OF GERMS AND DISEASE!
Those days when you just hate everyone and everything.
Totally not ready for today. Blasted school, you’re interfering with my sleep. I need 12 hours from 4AM to 4PM, thank you very much.
“Go to school in the summer,” they said.
“It’ll help you graduate faster,” they said.
“Stop with the tests,” I cry.
“What do you mean I only have a week in between summer classes and the beginning of fall semester,” I ask from a fetal position with tears streaming down my face.
